.... That's a good question.. I don't remember ever learning shortcuts.

Most keyboard shortcuts are pretty obvious to be fair and the rest are pretty easy to find out

She has a Dethklok poster, she WILL cut you.

Ctrl+v After she cuts you, she'll paste you.

im not allowed to use my keyboard if kitty his on it....
hannibal will eat my hand

My cats love the keyboard. Especially in shedding season. Finding out the reason keys weren't going all the way down is because they're absolutely full of white hair is the biggest annoyance ever.

Nice Dethklok poster :D. Even if there is a large purple bum overtop Pickles' head.

Ctrl+S Gotta "save" time by jumping straight to Alt+F4 and Ctrl+Alt+Delete

@Licourtrix: YAY Subtle Bummy insertions!

Really? Don't you people yell at your cats when they're in the wrong spot? You don't even need to use their names, any loud noise will do. However, paw typos can be an issue. Whatever, if you're not using it, turn it off, then your lap is warmer and everybody wins,

This is why I don't have pets... And yet, I still have 2 external hard drives and dozens of flash drives and sd chips that I've never really used. Admittedly I've used all but one external hard drive and two sd chips but who's counting.

Brutal Dethklok knows all the shortcuts.... RELEASE... THE KITTIES!!!!

Working on the computer in that position can't be good for her spine

My new kitten keeps climbing on my keyboard. It becomes difficult to type.

Thankfully, my two cats know better then to do that..., they're too lazy to even bother..

The worst is when they stand on the power button.

@PersephoneWatching: Isn't that the truth? XD Especially when you're working on your term paper and... Yeah, not good.

My cat walked on my fiance's laptop and, well the first one opened Google (while the internet was not open) and typed randomly, Google thought she meant M. Night Shyamalan....

The other cat, a kitten, walked on the keyboard and somehow opened the folder that was full of pictures of her...

Alestair's favourite trick is zooming the window out [win+(-)]. I don't know if he perceives zooming it out as making it go away so he's the focus of attention or if there's no logic behind it because he is a cat.